Tim invited us all to join the in the time-honored tradition of kidnapping gnomes and taking them where no gnomes have gone before. Well, I have responded to the call and done just that! Dances has been a gnome-free zone since it's inception, so it is only fitting to bring the victim to these hallowed pages and taunt the Tim from the redoubts of Pendragon Hold. I have your gnome. If you acceed to my demands, I will return your gnome to you in prestine condition, none the worse for wear. However, if you choose to ignore my demands, I will, and I say this in no uncertain font, pass this innocent little piece of porcelan onto the highest bidder,someone who might not be so benign towards lawn ornaments.
Demand #1
Forward half of your comments to Dances. I demand parity.
Demand #2
Talk Shandi into coming back. Maybe she'll listen to you.
Demand #3
Stop laughing, dammit!
Demand #4
Never mind.
7 comments:
Okay. I gotta admit that I don't get it.
I don't get it either.
THE Michael, the catch in stealing the gnome is that you have to keep him. Thank goodness he gets along with goats.
pssssssssst Michael - i have stolen the gnome from you.. all that is left is ghost of himself.......... AND i have hidden him away... catch him if you can!!
morningstar - who loves games.. and this one reminds me of capture the flag.
Michael, what are the rules of this game? Who started it?
"I will, and I say this in no uncertain font, pass this innocent little piece of porcelan onto the highest bidder,someone who might not be so benign towards lawn ornaments."
I already have one but after seeing Shandi's post he got a bit lonely. I'm a bit short on cash but I'd like to bid a bus pass and a Chuckie Cheese token I stole from my niece.
I got it!
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