Thursday, October 26, 2006

It's Mine, I tell ya, mine, mine, MINE!!!!!hahahahahhaha


Tim invited us all to join the in the time-honored tradition of kidnapping gnomes and taking them where no gnomes have gone before. Well, I have responded to the call and done just that! Dances has been a gnome-free zone since it's inception, so it is only fitting to bring the victim to these hallowed pages and taunt the Tim from the redoubts of Pendragon Hold. I have your gnome. If you acceed to my demands, I will return your gnome to you in prestine condition, none the worse for wear. However, if you choose to ignore my demands, I will, and I say this in no uncertain font, pass this innocent little piece of porcelan onto the highest bidder,someone who might not be so benign towards lawn ornaments.

Demand #1

Forward half of your comments to Dances. I demand parity.

Demand #2

Talk Shandi into coming back. Maybe she'll listen to you.

Demand #3

Stop laughing, dammit!

Demand #4

Never mind.


7 comments:

Buffalo said...

Okay. I gotta admit that I don't get it.

anna said...

I don't get it either.

Tim ID said...

THE Michael, the catch in stealing the gnome is that you have to keep him. Thank goodness he gets along with goats.

littleone said...

pssssssssst Michael - i have stolen the gnome from you.. all that is left is ghost of himself.......... AND i have hidden him away... catch him if you can!!

morningstar - who loves games.. and this one reminds me of capture the flag.

I_Wonder said...

Michael, what are the rules of this game? Who started it?

Mickey said...

"I will, and I say this in no uncertain font, pass this innocent little piece of porcelan onto the highest bidder,someone who might not be so benign towards lawn ornaments."

I already have one but after seeing Shandi's post he got a bit lonely. I'm a bit short on cash but I'd like to bid a bus pass and a Chuckie Cheese token I stole from my niece.

whitesnake said...

I got it!