A little ditty to brighten your day

Jesus came down from heaven
he was looking for some blood to spill
those fags and dykes and lesbians
and women who take the pill
and he saw this place called new orleans
just sitting on the gulf
hiding behind a bunch of dikes
now was that a pun or what
So he stired up wind and lots of rain
right off the African coast
and aimed it at those sinners
he was out to make some ghosts
The town was full of sinners
and liberals galore
and lots of godless tourists
like saddam and gamore
Pat Robertson was gleefull
that comic christian clown
he was after that commie argentine
but his comments got shot down
God fearing people everywhere
must think that it's so neat
that God has punished sinners
with bodies in the streets
But when we catch a preacher
with a hooker or a kid
I guess God thinks that must be fine
cause they try to keep it hid
So if you think this poem is sick
then maybe you'd agree
The God these people worship
doesn't care for you or me......


P.S. I apoligize for the juvenile flavor of this poem......but it fits the juvenile thought processes that inspired it.