Tuesday, September 19, 2006

A Sure-Fire Way to Gain Respect...........NOT!


A leading church authority uses a poorly worded historical document to make the point that using violence to promote faith is never acceptable for any religion. The adherents of the religion reflected by the document are outraged, assuming without any reflection on what was said that they are being accused of being violent. Violence ensues. People are killed. Property is damaged. Wow, they sure made their point, didn't they?

Is it just me or does it seem that certain followers of a certain faith go on the warpath, spilling blood, every time someone even looks at them the wrong way? And is it just me, or does it seem that every time you suggest they might tend to be, well, say, VIOLENT, in their righteous anger at being accused of being religiously violent, they RUSH OUT AND COMMIT THE VERY THING THEY VEHEMENTLY DENY? I mean, it's like accusing a pack of lemmings of being suicidal, and just to prove you wrong, they angrily leap in masse off a cliff. That'll show YOU!

The Christian Church, especially the Catholics, Bob bless 'em, have gotten their share of bad rap, most of it well earned. We all know, the Pope knows, that a whole lot of blood has been shed in the name of Jesus Christ, the very man who suggested we all turn the other cheek. It didn't seem enough that God himself said from the very beginning; THOU SHALT NOT KILL! Most every deity that has been worshiped by mankind has had some rule that ruled out taking someone else's life, although it has been suggested that saving yours or someone else's life from a raving lunatic wouldn't be held against you. So, I'm sorry, and you can all rush over here and protest violently all you want, burn down my house, murder me and my family, if that really makes you feel better, but if there's something in your faith that allows you to force me to accept your deity or lose my head, then I have one thing to say to that; FUCK YOU!

Many of you raving lunatics out there that would love to take me up on this offer are the reason this world is such a terrible place to live for so many people. You claim to have some kind of divine license to enforce the will of your God, an all powerful omnipotence that is supposed to be capable of doing anything, yet YOU think he can't handle his own business. You speak of blasphemy and yet you yourselves commit the worst KIND of blasphemy by daring to assume responsibilities that belong only to such a being. You think he/she/it is not capable of smiting the wicked if he so pleases? You don't think he has everything under control unless you do his dirty work for him? Are you some kind of fucking NUT or what?

No, my piss-ant friends, you are nothing but criminals, infidels, ego-maniacs, who are blood thirsty animals attempting to do the devil's work in the name of God. You go around making women wear burkas, outlawing liquor and pornography, while in private you rape your women, get drunk, and peruse your porno magazines. You are the ultimate hypocrites. Your greatest "martyrs", one of the fuckwads who piloted a jet into the world trade center, frequented a strip joint often while awaiting his "holy" mission. I wonder, did Allah short him a few virgins in paradise for that little sin? The Taliban is funding it's insurgency in Afghanistan by running much of the heroin trade; I suppose Allah has some kind of loophole for that activity as well, huh? No, I'm sorry, but you are nothing but criminals, and you are shit in the eyes of your own God, no matter what some misguided Mullah told you.

What the Pope said could have been said better, but what he said was historically accurate; Islam WAS spread by the tip of the sword at times in the past, just as Christian crusaders spread murder and mayhem throughout Europe and the Middle East in the name of Jesus. This does not mean that Allah would have approved, as I am sure many Muslims would agree, at least the ones who still have their humanity intact. Many of us in the West, of ALL faiths, or none at all, wish to live and let live, and wish for you to practice your faith in peace. All of our Gods commanded it, and I think it's about time that we ALL listened. Our STUPID president aside, there is NO war against Islam being waged by the average non-muslim throughout the world. We believe that the only valid faith is the faith that comes from within, not enforced from without. So, if you wish to show us that Islam is a peace-loving faith that does not condone terrorism or fanaticism, then perhaps you can join us in agreeing to one thing; that our leaders really need to get a clue, and that the only way to get along is to agree to disagree, and not start a riot every time someone says something stupid.

8 comments:

Buffalo said...

The best way to deal with religion and faith issues it to stay the hell away from them. Another one of them, "I don't care what you do, just don't do it in the street and scare the horses," things.

I_Wonder said...

I don't know if I'm an athiest, agnostic, deist or what. More imporantly, I don't care. I like being human rather than an imitation.

Homo Escapeons said...

I think that you nailed it!
Excellent rant, well thought out and fun to read. The best kind.

It is getting out of hand now and you are right we should be at defcon 5. How do we get these guys to turn down the rhetoric?

Just think the michael, we may actually get to meet in person when I run down south to hide and we are all huddling in the everglades livin' on 'gator eggs' (good name for a sports drink) and waiting for the mushroom clouds to dissipate?

Jane Poe (aka Deborah) said...

By Bob, well said.

jules said...

Thank you, once again, for putting the truth so eloquently. One of the reasons I read you daily.

The Michael said...

Buf, what's this thing about horses again?

Paul, I rarely get to meet a genuine human, and I'm downright giddy when I do. Glad to meet ya, by the way!

HE, what makes you think it's any safer down here? If anything, the gators will get one last radioactive meal if you go wading thru THESE swamps.

Jane, thank you, hun.

and Jules.....well.....pashaw....blush......

gautami tripathy said...

Thanks for the visit! I too am glad I landed up here.

I feel religion is not important. Faith in humanity is the best religion there is. I think I just contradicted myself!

BTW, I am linking your blog to mine!

anna said...

Love the passionate tone in this post! And I couldn't agree more.