Sunday, June 19, 2005

Einstein's Theory of Relativity states........

that if you take seven days off of work, the clock will suddenly speed up, at least from your perspective. Your coworkers will experience 12 hour shifts that crawl by, taking what seems to be about 18 hours, while at home you will actually seem to witness the second hand on your clock spinning like a whirling dervish. You will have aged only about a day, while your coworkers will have aged about three months, all in the same time period. On top of that, your biological clock will, having just adjusted itself to sleeping in about an extra hour, will display WTF? when 6 A.M. rolls around tomorrow morning and you have to get up and return to the grind. Einstein was a sick SOB if you ask me, and if he'd left the concept of time alone, maybe I would have enjoyed a full seven days of my week off. Instead, it seems like I was just at work. Thanks allot, Einstein!

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