Monday, May 09, 2005

American Taliban

O.K., enough of this shit. Now a church pastor has decided to kick out those in his congregation that voted for Kerry. A catholic priest denied communion to Kerry supporters. And everywhere you are hearing of employers sacking those caught being democrats. Well, I have a great idea, which as a side effect would tickle to death those good old boys who have been waiting for the South to rise again. LET THEM. I say, draw up the Mason-Dixon line again, have all the true Americans move North, and all those who are chomping at the bit to live under a theocracy move South. I'm sure after some bloodshed one of the dozens of off-the-wall protestant evangelical denominations will come out on top and impose their will on the rest. Hell, don't even be bothered if they try and reinstate slavery. Alot more of those good old boys will die trying THAT shit again. We up in the North will abide by the Constitution of the United States of America, a document that countless lives have paid in blood to uphold, treat each other with dignity and respect, and keep our military close at home, where we certainly will need it considering what will be brewing South of our new border. Meantime, the New Confederacy of Southern God Fearing States will become the laughing stock of the world, will collapse upon itself consumed by hatred and intolerance, and give this continent as a whole a much needed reduction in population. Then, in twenty years or so, when they have become a pitiful third world nation unable to feed itself or fend off terrorist who truly HATE christians of their sort, we can offer to come back, pick up the pieces, force each and every one of them to take the oath again, and shoot the next mother fucker who wants to interfere in OUR lives with THEIR religion.

1 comment:

Jim said...

Raised religious, parochial schools and all that, but man, you are right. I'll never join the -D-ark Side, but I really can't live with Judgement Day-in and day out. When my time comes, I know that my actions will speak for themselves and that my ticket was paid for in my blood, sweat and tears. Not bought off, not stolen, not used as a trophy.