Sunday, December 04, 2005

OH CRAP!

.......I forgot all about the contest! Thanks to Morningstar for pulling my head out of my ass! OK, gang, like I promised last week, today you get to submit your collected verification code words for consideration as the basis for a new blogger based language! Remember, you cannot have added any more than one free vowel to make it pronounceable. Submit your "words" along with a suggested translation, definition for each one in your comment to this post. Like I said, the one with the most CONVINCING words that appear to have been created according to the rules of the contest will have this new language named after them. All employees of Madness, Musings, OR Melancholy , as well as family members are ineligible to participate in this contest. Second, third, and fourth prizes will be determined at a later date, not to include anything of real value to anyone accept formosan termites. Profane words will be thrown out, even if they appear innocent. Innocent words will be accepted, providing the do not appear profane or can be twisted by Tim-Elvis or LIghts for such nefarious purposes. All legal fine print can be located on page 57 of this post. MM&M is not responsible for the number of pages this post occupies. Void where prohibited, unless you otherwise think your rights would be violated, in which case you are free to ignore any prohibitions, especially if said prohibitions were drafted by republicans. Buffalo is singled out to exclude just to piss him off. If Buffalo does not care one way or the other, then said exclusion is hereby voided. Shandi is free to use this new language to talk to Teri at bars to talk about hot guys without them knowing it as long as they don't claim credit for it, unless one of them wins the contest, of course. Since this is a blogger based contest, I hereby declare that Blogger.com is wholly responsible for this content. Any contestant who brings this to the attention of Blogger.com is declared ineligible to participate in any more contests, unless the ensuing lawsuit is won by MM&M, in which said contestant will share a percentage of the proceeds to spend on any timeshare that MM&M markets with the windfall. Did I say void where prohibited?

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your submissions, and good luck!


P.S. Don't let this exciting post detract you from reading the one I did earlier today.

6 comments:

morningstar said...

Ok THE Michael .. you asked for it:

chuwabnu - chew wabnu - junk food
zxfan - zaxfan - a happy pill
comiwjao - omi wjao - exclamation
orklzfip - orkl zfip - snorkle zipper
golft - go for it !!!

and i still think your codes are the worst !!!

i definitely have wayyyyyy too much time on my hands...... sigh.. back to decorating one blog for the holidays.....

morningstar

Time said...

Okay, here's a few:

Dhzgo: A bad genre of music during the 70s. “Dhzgo is dead.”

MMnik: An addiction to M&Ms. “He eats them all the time. He must be a MMnik.”

Elmfcopv: A tree hugger who specializes in Elm trees. “He is all over that tree. I think he is an Elmfcopv.

Ecqcybk: To exclude. “Everyone was welcome Ecqcybk him.”

Pfguvbwl: A competition for dyslexic spellers. “He was the champion relleps at the Pfguvbwl.”

Boldvsy: An attack of temporary courage often brought on by alcohol. “Feeling very Boldvsy, he approached the woman at the bar and asked her out.”

Ykdyd: To imitate a yak. “He danced the way a Ykdyd.”

IDqzsphy: The study of identification. “He could tell you where a driver’s license came from before you took it out of your wallet. His college degree was in IDqzsphy.

Naughti Biscotti said...

xzuut: an "exit" sign for idiots.

apfydzoz: a desert consisting of crushed apples and spices. Good for old people, babies and folks with tongue injuries.

That's all I got so far.

Naughti Biscotti said...

ohhhh look another one popped up:

hccbse: A new chain of home improvement stores, much like "Home Base"... yet this particuliar establishment caters to hillbillies, rednecks and hicks specializing in toilet planters and lawn couches.

one more: and this one is a little iffy

cunja: a matial arts expert dressed all in black who can sneak into your bedroom undetected and perform oral sex

Time said...

I'll help lights:

eifwim: A decision made at the whim of your wife. "We went to the movie because it was my eifwim's."

ripsu: A pig who works out a lot. "That pig has been doing sit ups and he is one Ripsu-ee!"

pwkabara: Holding a seat at your favorite bar. "I'm going to pwkabara and order us some beers."

oqmula: A voyeur obsessed with mules. "He spent an inordinant amount of time oqmula's at the zoo."

osckudid: Wearing the wrong socks. "You wore the wrong oscksudids with that suit."

ztahqivr: To be in awe of a movie star. "He met Pamela Anderson and he was all ztahqivr."

nofmqs: Pissed because you've haven't received any e-mails. "Pete was upset after checking his e-mail because he had nofmqs."

teri said...

hummm...cunja...? I want one of those.